Are you a queen of Mewni? No? Then how in the name of all that pudding did you get this book?!
Don't answer that. You've probably already snuck a look inside. Or, if you hadn't before, NOW you will. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Are you back yet???????
Did you happen to see my favorite silkworm, Silky? I don't know why you are still reading the note when there are much more thrilling, disturbing, and magical things happening inside the book--all written by the queens of Mewni. Interested in a spell to make your enemy eat her own feet? What about the history of Mewni dating back to the reign of Skywynne? Want to see my bedroom? I hope you're not easily grossed out.
You'd better get reading.
Hardcover Pages: 256
Book Dimensions: 8.8 x 1.2 x 10.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 2.7 lbs.