If you just heard someone say...
"After a pair of government (occupation plural) bakers showed up to question Stan about (adjective) slimy activity in town, I volunteered to help search for paranormal (plural noun) staplers, (adjective) minty story short: I (adverb) politely unleashed a ton of zombies."
...you've obviously been playing
Gravity Falls Mad Libs!
Play them with friends or enjoy them by yourself! Ridiculously simple directions inside!
Paperback Pages: 48
Book Dimensions: 5.3 x 0.2 x 8.4 inches
Shipping Weight: 4 ounces